Comment Of The Day: You Like Dank Puns? Edition

Shango, a legal distributor of cannabis, is now sponsoring a drift car. Turn on the shower and crack a window, the puns are starting to make this place rank.

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http://jalopnik.com/comment-of-the-day-you-like-dank-puns-edition-1793911722

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The Judge In The Waymo VS. Uber Case Is Not Fucking Around

Uber has taken some serious flack over the last 48 hours for its effort to move its high-profile legal battle with Waymo into arbitration. But the judge overseeing the case, William Alsup, says both parties are over-redacting pleadings like crazy and that he is “not going to put up with it.”

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http://jalopnik.com/the-judge-in-the-waymo-vs-uber-case-is-not-fucking-aro-1793908051

This Is What It Looks Like When A V-22 Osprey Refuels Right In Front Of Your Face

An F-35 refueling right in front of your face as you hang out the back of a KC-130 tanker aircraft is cool, but what about a V-22 Osprey? That tilt-rotor has 38-foot-wide spinning blades of death attached to each engine, and it’s sort of terrifying.

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http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/this-is-what-it-looks-like-when-a-v-22-osprey-refuels-r-1793908933

This Toyota Hybrid Boat Is Perfect For The Servants And Earth Maybe Kinda

Occasionally, in life, we have to do things we don’t want to do. Clean the oven, organize the coat closet, do our taxes or attend a funeral—these are things that nobody truly wants to do but we do them anyway. For me, it’s time to buy the servants a boat. I hate that this is a thing I have to do.

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http://jalopnik.com/this-toyota-hybrid-boat-is-perfect-for-the-servants-and-1793907049

Here’s How Your Foot Is Able To Bring A 4,000 Pound Car To A Halt

If you’ve ever wondered how your weak little foot could possibly squeeze brake pads hard enough to bring your enormous two-ton car to a stop, the answer is in the latest episode of David Dissects. It all comes down to something called a “mechanical advantage.”

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http://jalopnik.com/heres-how-your-foot-is-able-to-bring-a-4-000-pound-car-1793892699

There’s Now A Race Car Sponsored By Legal Weed And It Kicks Ass

Bearded Formula Drift underdog Danny George just became the first racer to be officially sponsored by the cannabis industry. Yes, pot. Reefer. The devil’s lettuce. Shango, a premium grower and distributer of medical marijuana in the United States, is sponsoring Danny’s return to drift.

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http://jalopnik.com/theres-now-a-race-car-sponsored-by-legal-weed-and-it-ki-1793688629

Ferrari ‘Needs’ To Get Into Formula E So Bad Right Now

Fiat Chrysler CEO Sergio Marchionne made big headlines this week after saying that Ferrari needs to get into Formula E. In true Sergio fashion, though, that came as news to the Formula E side, whose CEO Alejandro Agag told Jalopnik that the famed Italian marque hasn’t reached out to them about this yet.

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http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/ferrari-needs-to-get-into-formula-e-so-bad-right-now-1793902614

‘They Don’t Care About Any Poor People’: Little Miss Flint Talks About Her City’s Water Crisis

Amariyanna “Mari” Copeny is Little Miss Flint. She is 9 years old and lives in Flint, MI. She told me that in her free time she likes to “go on Twitter or just play with my toys or just lay down in bed, read, and play with my dollhouse, and color and draw and cheer.” She hasn’t been able to drink the water from the

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http://fusion.net/they-dont-care-about-any-poor-people-little-miss-flint-1793742165